timaeuscreamsicle:

im going to cry this is making my night loads better

can you just
keep doing this
its turning my metaphorical frown upside down 

(Source: uracilcherubs)

timaeuscreamsicle:

cal stop youre making me want to pinch your goddamn cheeks

look at his little feet

just look at those wheels

hes all ready to party it up

(Source: uracilcherubs)

timaeuscreamsicle:

oh my god thats cute as fuck

(Source: uracilcherubs)

timaeuscreamsicle: 

i

dont even want to look at meat right now

that smiling corndog made me smile a little though

no meat, and smiles are good.

yes.

i have jUst what yoU need!

(Source: uracilcherubs)

timaeuscreamsicle:

i thought things were fine but nope

they arent

now im just pissed

but im gonna try to stay cool over here

oh, goodness.

i’m sorry, dear…is there anything i can do to alleviate yoUr ills? i feel i have been somewhat remiss in my dUties as a friend as of late.

perhaps some meats too soothe yoUr stomach?
 

(Source: uracilcherubs)

timaeuscreamsicle:

uracilcherubs:

timaeuscreamsicle liked your post: hello, everyone!

image

actually me

cool as ever, dear.

thoUgh yoUr icon and qUirk sUggest the image to be cUrrently less accUrate than i woUld have gUessed!

has something happened?