redmuseoftime whispered: [2 months ago yeehaw] URACIL SWEETIE HONEY DARLING. I MUST KNOW. ARE YOU HOME? I WANT TO VISIT AND COME PLAY! IF NOT I'M GOING TO CHECK BACK AGAIN EARLIER HEE HOO HOO. I'M SO EXCITED IT'S ALMOST PARTY TIME.

Past Caliborn: Start the Party.


»There you are, just blogging whenHOLSY SHIT WHO THE FUCK IS THIS.

HOLY SHIT WHO THE FuCK ARE YOu?!

»You have no idea who this is, but they look like amazing candies and pink swirling dreams or whatever shit you’d go on about when you’re in a near-cultish stupor. Because right as you reach for your gun-

HOLY FuCKING SHIT IS THAT THE JuJu?